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ulquiorraswife · 8 months ago

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Me when my favorite Jing yuan smut got deleted and I spent hours looking through accounts to see if someone reblogged it and still couldn't find it

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lilacgaby · 2 months ago

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okay but barbarian!bakugo x goddess!reader??

barbarian!katsuki who stumbles upon your long forgotten temple on an expedition for treasures. the weather had gotten horrible, so he took refuge in it.

he set his belongings on your overgrown alter, specifically a dead pig he shot with his bow earlier, oils for his cooking, and his satchel full of wines and drinks to satiate his thirst.

barbarian!katsuki who never thought he'd seen anything as scarily angelic as you, who rose from your long slumber as you examined the 'offerings' in front of you.

he, who grew speechless at the sight of your faint glow: though you were not close to your former glory, you still looked ethereal in his eyes.

barbarian!katsuki, who grew speechless when you finally spoke, asking him what he wished for in exchange for his gifts of high value.

barbarian!katsuki, who mindlessly uttered, "your hand."

barbarian!katsuki, who returned home to the chiefs with the most priceless gift of them all:

a goddess as a wife.

(follow-up!)

(extended one-shot)

#omg i'm gonna die i love him down #lilac speaks꧂#anime fic #bakugo #bakugo x reader #anime #bakugo fluff #bakugo katuski #bakugo x y/n #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugo x you #bakugo drabble #katsuki x y/n #katsuki x you #bnha #mha x you #barbarian!bakugo #mha fantasy au

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mayunagioia · 5 months ago

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DEMON SLAYER INFINITY CASTLE ARC IS A MOVIE TRILOGY

Check out the announcement trailer!

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evilwizardmousefairy · 3 months ago

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i need heroin

where do i even find heroin

#idk how to tag this #please please im begging #evil #sillyposting #my chemical romance #frank iero #bill kaulitz #frank iero eyeliner #mcr #mcr5 #mcr5 is real #mcr tumblr #vilest things #losing my mind #omg #i'm gonna die

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jillikka · 2 years ago

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Late night in the restricted section.

#hogwarts legacy #ominis x sebastian #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow #Fanart #OMG I JUST CANT!#send help cause i'm gonna die!

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cowardlycowboys · 20 days ago

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I need him dead and then I'll get over it

#omg kiera no one cares #can't say his full name he's stalking me even tho I'm not allowed 2 #but when is HE gonna take one for the team and die so i can be free finally

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dramarants · 1 year ago

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i only want love triangles if it's whatever fucked up polygon junmo kicheol and euijeong have going on

#the worst of evil #ranting #idk how to articulate how juicy it is #junmo's fierce protectiveness of his wife - he trusts her but can't help his jealousy fear or frustration while trapped in the situation #euijeong hurting but putting her own life on the line worried for her husband while unpacking the memories of her first love #she can't help but sympathize with kicheol and what he's endured; haven't seen much of how she feels rn but it must be c o n f l i c t e d #(not necessarily even in a romantic way but wanting to root for a person chasing their goals who was once so important to you)#(all while grieving her mother without the support of her literal goddamn spouse by her side)#and kicheol. also grieving and trying to establish a place for himself and his crew yet drawn to junmo despite the red flags #his panic and desperation when jungmo bled out on him which must have triggered his own memories of losing taeho #junmo who has every reason to despise kicheol barely concealing his general rage but protects him like it's second nature at every turn #all while conflicted as a bystander to atrocities (and now willfully leaving another cop to die to protect himself his wife and the mission #getting mentally and physically pummeled left and right just bc his superiors demand it from him #all to please euijeong's family by using the promotions to prove himself and get rid of the stigma weighing him down #like !!!#and haven't even touched on kicheol wooing euijeong against his buddy's wishes and in such a pure heart fluttering way #accepting the risk for a second chance to bathe in the bright light she used to shine on his life #OMG AND BIBI'S ENTRANCE!! junmo realizing her interest gives him leverage and agency but struggling to use it to his advantage #it's soooo messy and i'm obsessed #that funeral arc is gonna haunt me for years #as is the tension during the pat down which def was supposed to be like a gang pride/dignity/lack of power against the jp folks thing #also testing their relationship and responsibilites as leader subordinate #but felt charged around whether kicheol would protest or junmo would accept the manhandling in totally different 👀 ways #goddamn i wrote an essay and this doesn't even scratch the surface of the meat of the show #tldr; i have many many feelings and for once the 'love triangle' isn't making me gauge out my own eyeballs #it's about power it's about raising the stakes and revealing things about the characters w/o dominating the plot

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ingridgh0st · 2 months ago

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#keyboard smash #ahhhhh #omg it's happening #stay calm #if one of them dies i'm gonna kill myself #(they will both die)#alnst #alien stage #round 7 #alnst till #luka alnst

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cobaltsunflower · 7 months ago

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Bruuuuhhhhhhhhhhh i'm gonna die

#puppy dog kiriyama #and shimada the handler #i'm gonna die laffing omg #shimada kai #i love you good man #march comes in like a lion #sangatsu no lion #nonsense

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moonchild-in-blue · 8 months ago

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Sister in town: yey! We can hangout! Yipee!

My crippling anxiety and stupidly low social battery: whomp whomp now you're gonna be grumpy and have a headache 👍

#i'm gonna crash so hard after she's gone omg #i'm already craving alone time ugh #eepie friends save me. save me eepie friends #i need to look at a picture of Mr Grumpo Soppy Wet Funky Goth or else i'll die #anyways #darya talks to herself

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nhzmlplths · 10 months ago

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DIRECTIONERS!!

THIS???

AND THISS???????

OUT BABIES ARE BEING ACTIVE OMGS

#louis tomlinson #zayn malik #one direction #1d #1direction #louis 1d #zayn 1d #1D 2024 #Louis Tomlinson 2024 #zayn 2024 #omgs omgs OMGS I'm gonna die help (we all will at some point but YK WHAT I MEAN)

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localrobosexual · 2 months ago

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there's a wolf spider hanging out in the anteroom to my lab at work rn, I tried to catch it bc i wanna put it outside but it scurried under the flammable cabinet out there before i could 😭😭

#words of meg #i just hope i see it again before my coworkers do bc i know they'd immediately try to kill it #it was pretty sizable #i can handle spiders better than wasps but not by much #i still dont want it to die tho omg #wolf spiders are cool little guys they're harmless they just look scary but telling my coworkers that probably wont help hjGDSHSGSHDS #i'm doing lab cleaning rn and i am not gonna stop thinking abt the spider out there bwAHAGSFDSHDGFS

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desi-yearning · 4 months ago

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My friend is leaving for a different state and I don't know what to feel

#its not like we meet that often either #we met once in the last two years #We weren't on talking terms for a year too #and yet yet i love her too much #she stopped talking to me for no reason and later during her birthday i texted her a long message she replied too and.. that's it #again during my birthday she sent me a huge text and i cried and i called her the next day #she was so skeptical about starting over again and almost disconnected the call #all because i simply told her that it will never be the Same again and that I'll always have the fear that she's gonna leace #*leave #yet we started talking again #though I'm the one doing most of the talking part #and guess what? this is not the first time this has happened. she stopped talking to me out of nowhere a few times before too #it took her months :)#does she still hold too much power over me? yes #would I die for her? yes #what am i on tonight omg i need to get a life #sorry having a moment #had to get that out #idk what to feel anymore #i want to die #abhi rants

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eff-plays · 11 months ago

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Came up with an idea for a scene in my fic and I'm trying to find a balance between letting Astarion show the same sort of care and emotional maturity for Hira that he shows for a Durge character without making it too twee and OOC 🤔

#bg3 #i think i'm gonna have hira die and get resurrected but everyone's out of spell slots for the end of the day #so they have to sleep it off #and they fall asleep in his arms cuz they're still like half-dead #and he just kinda sits there like when u have a cat in ur lap and u need to go somewhere #like uuugh wtf get off bro ... but also aw ... baby ...#he's like shaking with ... rage? confusion? just absolutely not having it but also having it very much #worsties to lovers #eventually he extracts himself and has to go sit and stare pissily into the campfire #getting so so so mad at hira for 1) daring to die and 2) being such a weak little bitch and 3) trusting him too much #'they're so stupid i hate them so much oml how dare they fall asleep in my arms like some fucking idiot omg'#bro ... ur the idiot<3

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nyckie · 20 days ago

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listening to an anti-vaxxer acquaintance on the phone going off about how "we're all going to die, why fight it?" tryna tell my dad to just deny any sort of medical treatments ever

#i'm just screaming out loud but like #this dude and his wife def had covid when it first hit my valley and he got so scared of it everywhere #and the constant calls with everyone dropping dead that he quit his job as a first responder #and he still denies covid exists and all against vaccines and masks and shit #like omg his poor wife has had cancer i think and went through the wringer over it too and he's STILL like this??#telling ppl to deny anything from amoxicillin to radiation therapy bc they're gonna die anyway?#yikes dude. yikes.#ny says

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nature-played-a-trick-on-me · 1 month ago

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I. I came across a reel from that creepy guy who is trying to become immortal and I was wondering what new creepy thing he was doing now and lo and behold a recent reel is him bragging about his 'night-time er*ction' lasting over 3h.

#I'm sorry but this whole guy seems soooo sad to me omg imagine being paranoid and perfectionist #And then also having the means to try and optimise your physical body and trying to live forever. Which is NOT! POSSIBLE!#Like mission doomed to fail and then publicly looking insane and stupid and bragging about your dick.#His name is Bryan Johnson btw #He took blood from his son or something like that. He took something from his son's body (w consent obv) to improve his own health #Idk it just breaks my brain bro get therapy and sure live healthy but like ur gonna die for sure. Maybe do something nice n fun w ur money.

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